Monday, September 12, 2005

This just in!!

In a press release by its Supreme Deity and Governor “Moo_Cow” earlier today has officially been declared “The State of”. Moo_Cow was quoted has saying “Things will more or less remain the same… Unless of course I see it fit to change them…”

That’s all for now, but the Mostly-Free MooTimes will be sure to keep you uptodate as the story progresses.


At 9/12/2005 5:43 PM, Blogger Andrew said...

All hail the great Van Holio!

At 9/13/2005 4:27 PM, Blogger audi said...

we created a monster.
all ben needed was a bigger ego.

At 9/13/2005 7:22 PM, Blogger Moo_Cow said...

It's all thanks to you Audi! Cheers!

At 9/14/2005 4:00 AM, Blogger Tavius said...

when the revolution comes that Moo_Cow Bastard will be the first with his back against the wall!

viva la resistance.
Carpe De Bovine!

At 9/14/2005 8:50 AM, Blogger Moo_Cow said...

Revelation!? (shit!) Ummm.. But wait! The evils of the world are attacking us!! {yes that’s it!} We must go pick the closest thing our state has to a “mortal enemy” since the cold war and attack them under a blatant LIE to our people so we can secure for there oil. This will distract from the revelation and will show just how stupid the majority of the people are in our fare state!

There is no way anything could hurt our soil so I’ll send the greatest numbers of our army to war seeing as how they could be used for NOTHING here… I’ll also cut funds to that stupid relief effort thing God would not strike me or mine down as I now am slightly above him now, being Lord of this (mostly)Free State and ruler of all things my way. If on the off chance something did happen and the polls started to drop and I mean ONLY AFTER the polls fell I could always just apologize and let the stupidity and lemming like quality of my people shine forth again!!! HAHAHA!!!!!

At 9/14/2005 11:13 PM, Blogger audi said...


i think you missed your calling.

you should check and see if there are any job openings for a ruthless dictator.

or president.

At 9/15/2005 8:27 PM, Blogger sacrecentre said...

yes, i think the role would be president.

At 9/16/2005 6:17 PM, Anonymous statchi said...

Jindog still exists?


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